5 Things I've Learned About Marriage

• When you are driving down the road and you go, Ewwwwww his response will always be "sorry I didn't think that would stink." followed by his extreme joy in grossing me out.
• I'm thinking of buying Geoff a library with a toilet smack dab in the middle of it. Plenty of shelves and lots of options.
• Sleep gas will always wake me up from a deep slumber. After the gagging, window opening and prayer he still laughs even when he doesn't remember it.
• Repairing an engine, brakes, water heater, washer, dryer, vacuum, window, roof, kitchen are apparently not as complex as making dinner.
• Bodily noises must be scored with a 10 being the highest score. This information is apparently cataloged for future reference.