what was i thinking?

my life right now is like a whirlwind

up at 4 am

workout

walk the terror

feed the terror

take the terror out to pee

play with the terror

take the terror out to pee again

take shoe from terror's mouth

put shoe in closet

take tissue box out of terror's mouth

pick up 8 thousand tissues

hear crunching

take chewed pen pieces out of terror's mouth

hope none sits in belly

no time to worry

take terror out to pee again

question why i have so many dam throw pillows

pick up fuzz from destroyed toys

tell terror my fingers are not chicken

close bathroom door

rush terror outside to pee as squat begins on couch

wonder how i'm going to do this

sit down for a second

terror senses this is a new game

launches his terrorizing self on to my person

decides face needs improvements

no time to move or react

terror chews on 

hair

nose

earlobe

face

neck

gives scary gremlin breathy noise

remind myself to not dip him in water

jumps to second landing pad

couch

finds game controller

takes off

chase around the house

terror only hears one word 

all day every day

no no no no no no!

attempt to play ball with terror

he feigns interest

looses interest after two throws

magically ties check chord around bare ankle

takes off

massive rope burn

kills the grass

takes 2 minute cat nap

start all over again.......