I am Sick - I love Infomercials

I've been home sick for 3 days now. uggggg. My Boss man - bless him kicked me out of the office this morning...which led to me weeping all the way home. Hello Fever, I thought you left the arena yesterday. Blast YOU!!!!

So, in my drug induced state I've managed to watch a lot of TV....Did you know that for just .35 cents a day you can do a ton of stuff???

• plan your funeral
• take care of hungry kids
• purchase magazines from publishers clearing house
• plan your spouses exit strategy
• join nutri-system
• buy an ab-shredder
• buy dentures from aspen dental

ooooof the choices they give us! good thing my credit cards reside in the other room as i'm to feeble to get up and order:

• new knives
• SHAM-WOW
• pure essentials make up
• pro-active
• no no hair removal system
• magic bullet

I now have a major addiction to Thera-Flu and Infomercials. If I were tech savvy enough I would create an app that would notify me when new infomercials are released. Product is a woman's second best friend and anything that will make my wrinkles disappear, make me look fabulous, clean my house, make my whites whiter including my teeth has my attention...drugged or not.  

I'm Renee Pike and I love INFOMERCIALS!