Hello Dumb Dumbs

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This post may be offensive to those who are sensitive to swear words and anger.

It has occurred to me that there is a pandemic spreading at a rapid rate. I need to know....are people teaching their OFF-Spring to look both ways before they cross the street? Because if one more stupid f'n chuckle head teen-ager jumps out in front of my vehicle and looks at me like - Hey ass face don't you see I'm trying to cross the road? And I want to scream!! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I ALMOST ENDED YOUR LIFE ..DO YOU MAKE IT A FUCKING HABIT TO JUST DART OUT INTO ON COMING TRAFFIC? DO YOU HAVE A FORCE FIELD? IS MY CAR COVERED WITH A CLOAKING SHIELD THAT MAKES IT TOO DIFFICULT TO SEE MY BRITE RED CAR??? Seriously. I'm all about stopping for someone on a cross walk. The other day whilst going to the grocery store to provide food for Geoff's grocery hole, this fairly well dressed JACK-A-HOLE was talking on his cell phone and decided that today was a good day to die. As my brakes came to a screeching almighty motha f'n halt this stupid twat looked up as poo was running down my legs... flipped me off and kept walking. What the WHAT??? Are you kidding me??? DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU TO LOOK BOTH FUCKING WAYS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE STREET? Did you grow up in Northern fucking Maine???? Were you waiting to hear a COW MOOOOOO before you lifted your stupid head up? Does asphalt confuse you??? Do you need to see a fucking sign on the ground that says STOP - LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING OR YOU WILL GET HIT BY A CAR??? Do you need a leash and a fucking shock collar??? Even my dog knows enough to stay out of the road!!!

I've attached a video for your educational enjoyment - PLEASE I'm begging you to watch this as it may..just save your life.

Here is another informative piece of information from Wikipedia on Jaywalking which translates to "an INEXPERIENCED PERSON walking"

Look both ways people...STOP and look both ways!