Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Crap

3.5 months without blogging and i feel like i've ditched one of my best friends for life. jerk blog. you makame crazy with all your neediness and attention.

where have i been? right here, logging in and logging out. i've got a serious case of bloggahblock. when i don't laugh at my own shenanigans i'm fairly certain you won't either. i've got pissy pants. not literally it's a phrase and i'm confident that i can find a diaper to fit in the event this should happen to my beer soaked bladder.

so heres the thing folks:

  • i'm not over the bruins loss to chicago. although i believe chicago deserved their win. 
  • it's mid july and you know what the means?
  • it's almost fall
  • i haven't exercised in i can't tell you how long
  • hence my really shitastic mood
  • i've been gardening like ant betsy [that i love]
  • my dogs are growing up to fast and it makes me wish i was a bad witch so i could turn back time. not cher turn back time. but, for real
  • i'm hungry all the time and there is only one reason to be this hungry all the time. i have no idea what my excuse is.
  • i'm just a little ball of french fried hate
  • there are a couple of rules i live by which i recently broke one and will add a new one. there are two things you never talk about in a bar religion or politics. although i don't frequent the bars as much anymore its still a good piece of advice. 
  • my addition - never move next door to family no matter how enticing and romantic you may think it is. the brady bunch has got nothing on this. 
so you see where the shiz is at somewhat. lots of good stuff happening this summer however, 
  • gone camping
  • took kayaks out with geoff
  • deck is re stained
  • my gardens look bad ass 
  • geoff still has a fine ass
  • my dogs are awesome
  • i got to see friends i haven't seen in forever
  • i'm going to see zac brown
  • folk festival in july 
  • matt goody is coming up to the lake this year
  • geoff and i will be celebrating 17 years of maawwige in august
it's all good...i'm just busy, and when one is busy they've no time for bloggin even though i've a shit ton to blog about.

so peace out suckas i'll try and get my shit in one sock and grace you with my brilliant sarcasm soon.

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1 comment:

an ounce of pretentious is worth a pound of manure.