hi every body!!
steve heah
do you know?
what i enjoy most in my little life
besides
food time
and my
momma
who's soft and cuddlay like down pillah
toys!
stevah the skeevah loves toy tyyyme
mmmmmhmmmmmmm
it is the most enjoyable thang to do
and i'm a very nyyyce man
without a cell phone
naked
in a
hot tub bubble bath
go ahead
you know you want to picture it.
do you know what i can do?
i
fetch
retrieve
give
take
and
happy slappy paws on your face
i'm just that good.
my awesomeness is slightly overwhelming.
it should be said that
brother brown
does like to play with me too.
but he gots this weird habit
of
"muckling"
whatevah that means
i don't quite understand the facinations of jammin
an entire toy in your
mouth
but trust me he gets pretty dang serious
about his
"muuuckle"
thats all i got today
folks round these paaaahhts call me steve.
you can just call me steve.
see you latah fornicahhtahs!
musical inspiration brought to you by steve......here
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