OH Yeah! I Did That.

hyy folks steeeve heah

first.

happy efin burthday

yew aach

i loooove yew

now lets get down to the nitty gritty

i have myself a wee little fettish

of the stuuffin kind i reckon

yew evah chewed on a toy and have 

alllll its innards come poofin out?

i thought not

mmmmmmmhmmmmmm

in my desperate search

for 

UUUUGGG BOOOOT!

i dismantled 

pUP-PUP

thats right

i beat the livin tahh outta that thing

and when i was dun?

i went back and beat him up SUMmowah.

stupid thang

not only that! mmmmmhmmmm

i invested some of my free tyyyme on

scarf! oh scarf you were so warm

and lovely

THEN is say THEN

i found a bone

not just any bone

a 

gawdalmighty double dootie extra extra lahhge

bone.

and i chewed it 

then drawwped it on the hawed wood

then i chewed it

and i 

drawwped it on the hawed wood.

then i chewed it

hopefully your slow brain 

is pickin up on my INtraKAcees of chew tyyme.

and then i jumped and when i say jumped

eye JUUuumped 

from cowch two

flowah

two chair

two cowch

two mommas head

to cowch

to mommas fayss

two cowch

YEA I DID THAT!

sew

what!

whhhat did yewdo that was

more 

INvigAratin then that?

my names steeeve

most folks round these pahhts just call me steve

till next tyyme 

fornicatahs.