Wednesday, September 26, 2012

What's This What's That What's Steverythang?

high! meye name is steeeeve with a silent ess like certs mmmhmmm
i'm a pUppay
meye momma says i'm a demon baybay.
i reckon she may just be right.
so let me share with you a little bit of this on that.
i lost my gawd foh sakin free tyyyme.
why?
cuz apparently its not good to chew shoes.
who knew?
brown thang knew and he did nothin mmmhmmmm
piss me off
when i grow up if i eveah do pass the ripe size of a walnut
i'm gonna marry ugg boot.
ohhhhh yes in deedie me 
i loooooove me some nice ugg boot
in green
green is my favorite cullah mmmmmhmmmm
so yeah i did that
but i rang the effin bells to wizzer outside.
apparantsley 
no extra free time minutes for that outstanding accomplishment
fools.
as soon as i get my tiny little paw on a cellulah phone i'm callin verizon
mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm

next time i might just lay a nice warm biscut in ugg boot and see  how
quickly
momma picks up on that.
but fowah now the woman feeds me
my name is steeeeeve
most people round these parts just call me steve.
until next time.......

2 comments:

an ounce of pretentious is worth a pound of manure.