A Posting From The DUDE - Birthday Celebrationmatations!

So you know sometimes, when you wake ED in the morningofthenations and you think to yourself? Do you ever think to yourself? My self voice is really really loud which may explain why my eyes are always crossedalicous. Kinda like when He-Man shouts "BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL I HAVE THE POWER" Self voice is a little dominatatadeding. Dudes digress, again. So, that's how I woke up with my self voice shouting "ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY"!! It must have been really loud too cause maaaahaaaa came in and was singsonging Happy Birthday To Dudes.

Maaahh told me that today of all days was my very special day. Which was weirds to Dudes cuz Dudes feel special everyday. Wait, Dudes R special!! She said that we were going to go to Mill Pond for a big dog walk with my Unkle Greg, Unkle Holly and my nephew Freckled Nugget. Now, if you don't knows about MP its totally awsommmmme. Hill, Rocks, STUFF to sniff. Usually I'm out there for a good half day doin what Dudes do. Sews, we got into My Unkle Gregs travel machine and headed towards one of my favorite spots in the world. 

Once we got there my self voice was like WAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOO and I was runningah and squeakamating. It was so freakin the best. Up until this guy showed up on a 4 wheelie...

If you don't know by now...Dudes don't wear no leash. A) because Dudes are trained B) because Dudes can't think of any other reason except for being trained.

Dudes didn't even know that Captain Couragous was on his way towards him cause like I said I was  having a super good time sniffing shit. You know, coyote, rabbit, deer, varmint, squirrel etc. But I almost got runnned over by this numpty except my maaaah and UH started flappin their arms. Dudes thought maybe they were trying to fly or something. Which is stupid cause my maaaahs feathers are in her coat not her arms.

Well he eventually did stop and told us. "you know the town ordinance states that your dogs must be on a leash" Then he drove off and we kept walking.

Sometime later we ran into Captain Courageous again who was waiting for us on top of the hill, around the corner, on his four wheelie and his little note book.

He said: "You must respect my authoritiY" No he didn't really say that but thats what I heard my maaaH think and Dudes started chuckling cause I thought that was really funny. He proceeded to lecture my peeops about rules, disrespect, how he had been patrolling these woods for eleven years. Which is to bad cause Dudes think anybody patrolling anything for that amount of time deserves a proper badge and real tickets to distribute. So, I had to put my name in his little yellow pocket notebook and walk back. But because Dudes didn't have a leash I had to stay in real close and if I didn't there was going to be big Big BIg BIG troublematations. Which my self voice was like seriously!!! I haven't even had CAKE YET!!!

Then you know how sometimes you get an image of a movie in your head and its not a very pleasant movie?? No? Well maaahhh started thinking about The River Wild with Meril Streep. She's great but I really liked Kevin Bacon in Scoobie Doo. Just sayin. Yeah, so Maaaah started gettin all freak-A-matated out that maybe this guy wasn't really a cop but some freak riding around on his wheelie and now he has our address and how far away is the car really??? And she got to this thought because of this conversation.......

Dad: So you can hunt out here?

CC: Yes.

Dad: With a dog?

CC: Yes

Dad: Without a leash?

CC: Yes

Then Captain Courageous wanted to know if we had poop bags. POOP BAGS! Maaaahaaa wants to know if anyone is running around the woods with poop bags for the coyote, rabbit, deer, varmint, squirrel etc. Dudes are pretty sure that isn't happening and if you want a difinitiiivvivivived answer just ask Otto.

So, we went home and watched the Bruins game. Dudes pretty much don't care and fell asleep. Maaaah mumbled something about Brad Marchand being tossed out of the game and stomped off. Then everyone came over to give me a present!!! But Dudes didn't much care cause me, Knee-C and Otto were all to busy chewing on a bone. Well, Knee-C stole one of my bones and stood in front of the door while Ottos and I chewed on a bone. Good place for her...you know just in case "Captain Courageous" dropped by. Cause apparently my grammma and grumpus were out on the same walk and they got stopped by the same cop!!

Good thing I didn't put down Grumpies name in the little yellow pocket notebook.