My Maaaaahhhh said I needed to writeamanation something on the blogaruuuuu because she was not feeling motivated or funny. Which is funny cause sometimes mostly all the time I find my maaaaaaahhhh is pretty funny. Funny in the ways like when I start howling and carrying on she always joins in the fun. Its cool until she hits that really high note...that one hurts my ears. She's pretty funny when we do obedience and says catch the cookie and she hunkers all down to throw a cookie at me. Sometimes I wonder if she thinks my ears are broken cause she talks real slow and says it over and over. "caaaaatch thheeee cooooookie"
But Dudes digress: I have a new neighbor!! I stoleamatated this photo from Grammie Lesesssiz web site cause Dudes are NOT!! allowed to touch the camera and my maaaaaahh didn't have one with her. Although I tried to remind her and instead she just repeated back to me what I just said. She doesn't know DoodAneeeZ that well so I forgive her. Again Dudes digress: Humans and Gentle DOGS please allow me to introduce MY KNEE-C!! no really she's my niece. Some folks call her April, I think I might call her October-Festamanations. Hard to say.....
Isn't she pretty??? Dudes are in love and are contemplating moving to Farmington due to the limited amount of branches on the family trees in that area. I wonder if my Grumpus will notice his motorcycle is missing? Dudes also like flowers....did anyone else know that or is that just me? So, I gaveamatate my last pay check to my maaaaah who went out and got her a new bikini and a CHUCK-it. Maaaah says all girls need something pretty and Dudes say who cares as long as you got a CHUCK-it........
She has a lot of things to learn cause I'm the BMOC [big dude on campus] but she's kinda cute and I think I may just like her.....you know, sometimes.
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